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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

Loons and Moons

Why is my older sister so mean to me as if I was her enemy?

Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Minds and Behinds

Does CloudFlare protect blackhat sites from DDOS attacks?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Do you love fat pussy?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

If you lived in South Africa, would you support nuclear power as a solution to the country's energy woes?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

What are some cool confidence hacks?

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Why is the US going after Canada after all? What is the reason for all this hostility?

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What are the most extreme examples of hypocrisy?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

The world of the Harry Potter series is usually considered bad worldbuilding. What are some examples of actually good worldbuilding in the books/movies?

No go.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

What is your favourite colour and why?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why are Trump supporters so incredibly stupid?

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

No, not a chance

Top fantasy baseball prospects: Brady House joining the Nationals, James Tibbs III traded to Boston - NBC Sports

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

Where and how did ballet originate?

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